Comments on: Representative Brian Sullivan Wants to Give Tim Eyman a Cheap Massage http://www.mccranium.org/2007/02/20/representative-brian-sullivan-wants-to-give-tim-eyman-a-cheap-massage/ Moto - Music - Miscellany - Politics Fri, 11 Jun 2010 19:08:21 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: Paul Fraser http://www.mccranium.org/2007/02/20/representative-brian-sullivan-wants-to-give-tim-eyman-a-cheap-massage/comment-page-1/#comment-81774 Paul Fraser Sat, 02 Feb 2008 03:41:13 +0000 http://www.mccranium.org/?p=459#comment-81774 Representative Brian Sullivan needs to hire a writer! Again, here's a legislator who doesn't understand how to communicate with the public he serves! Hey Brian, go back to school to learn how to speak clearly. http://battlesoftim.com Representative Brian Sullivan needs to hire a writer! Again, here’s a legislator who doesn’t understand how to communicate with the public he serves! Hey Brian, go back to school to learn how to speak clearly. http://battlesoftim.com

]]> By: Bill Berkman http://www.mccranium.org/2007/02/20/representative-brian-sullivan-wants-to-give-tim-eyman-a-cheap-massage/comment-page-1/#comment-30511 Bill Berkman Thu, 08 Mar 2007 02:00:58 +0000 http://www.mccranium.org/?p=459#comment-30511 You've got to be kidding me... We're paying our legislators $50K a year for 3 months of "work" and this is the kind of dribble they turn out. Certification for a pet masseur? But you know, it does get better… Official Frog Official Poet Lauriat Official Ornithologist Official Tree Leif Erikson Day Hey, where's the bill for our official state "Tree Hugger"? Better yet, let's appoint our official tree hugger and then celebrate his or her birthday by gathering around our new-found official state tree and listen to poetry by our official poet, whilst listening to our official bird sing and frog croak - I'd suggest we start a camp fire and sing “cum-by-ya” (or however you spell it) but we have a law against such things without certain permits, licenses and other regulations. Back to the massage thing... Does that mean if you rub Fido the wrong way, you could get arrested for massaging without a license?! You know if SB5066 passes and your ex files for a protection order on Fido and you do rub you're old dog the wrong way, you really COULD get arrested. How about stiffening penalties against repeat DUI's (like making it a feloney for the 3rd). Nope. Instead, our reps in Olympia, thinking about making it an infraction if you don't turn your head-lights on while running your windshield wipers. Oh yea, that'll have a serious impact on traffic safety. To our esteemed elected officials... How about getting some real *WORK* done guys?! You’ve got to be kidding me… We’re paying our legislators $50K a year for 3 months of “work” and this is the kind of dribble they turn out. Certification for a pet masseur?

But you know, it does get better…
Official Frog
Official Poet Lauriat
Official Ornithologist
Official Tree
Leif Erikson Day

Hey, where’s the bill for our official state “Tree Hugger”?

Better yet, let’s appoint our official tree hugger and then celebrate his or her birthday by gathering around our new-found official state tree and listen to poetry by our official poet, whilst listening to our official bird sing and frog croak – I’d suggest we start a camp fire and sing “cum-by-ya” (or however you spell it) but we have a law against such things without certain permits, licenses and other regulations.

Back to the massage thing… Does that mean if you rub Fido the wrong way, you could get arrested for massaging without a license?! You know if SB5066 passes and your ex files for a protection order on Fido and you do rub you’re old dog the wrong way, you really COULD get arrested.

How about stiffening penalties against repeat DUI’s (like making it a feloney for the 3rd). Nope. Instead, our reps in Olympia, thinking about making it an infraction if you don’t turn your head-lights on while running your windshield wipers. Oh yea, that’ll have a serious impact on traffic safety.

To our esteemed elected officials… How about getting some real *WORK* done guys?!

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